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Sony PlayStation Move Commerical – A Self-Inflicted Wound

In Videogames on March 17, 2010 at 9:41 PM

PlayStation Move just received its official name and release date, so it was just a matter of time before it got its first commercial too.  Continuing the string of “Kevin Butler, VP of Everything” ads Sony’s been spamming the last year, the PlayStation Move spot pokes some serious jabs at the console market, particularly two not-so subtle ones directed at Nintendo’ Wii and Microsoft’s Natal.  However, the clincher flies under the radar. Read the rest of this entry »


Heavy Rain Review

In Videogames on March 8, 2010 at 11:18 PM

I posted a previous article about Heavy Rain that some construed as a review of the game.  While it could be considered a review, it was more a critique of David Cage and the way Heavy Rain has been marketed and reviewed.  Since it seemed like I had nothing good to say about Heavy Rain, I felt I’d publish an actual full review of the game outlining what I felt worked and didn’t. Read the rest of this entry »

Valve Announces Portal 2 – Joy Ensues

In Videogames on March 5, 2010 at 9:10 PM

All the rumors regarding Portal 2 have been confirmed today, as Valve issued an official statement announcing its intended release for the 2010 holiday season.  Just last week, Valve patched Portal including ARG elements and a slightly altered ending that hinted to the announcement. Read the rest of this entry »

If Only David Cage Could Write as Well as He Talks

In Videogames on March 5, 2010 at 7:03 AM

David Cage is nothing if not amusing.  The man is a quote machine – a journalist’s best friend.  His interviews produce fodder a passive observer would consider outlandish, self-aggrandizing propaganda. Unfortunately gaming journalism has devolved into a fanboy convention whose entire purpose is to pour ceaseless praise on anything that looks pretty or claims to be innovative.

Case in point: Heavy Rain.  For the last two months, David Cage has made himself look like the world’s most self-righteous gaming martyr.  He views himself as a modern day Jesus, a man who has sacrificed everything to save to world of gaming one motion captured frame at a time.  Read the rest of this entry »

Dear David Cage – I Hate You (A letter to the writer/director of Heavy Rain)

In Videogames on March 4, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Dear Mr. Cage,

Your latest piece of interactive drama left a sour taste in my mouth.  Maybe the months of hype dating back to 2009’s E3 conference started it.  Maybe the slew of great reviews built it up to something it couldn’t be.  Maybe all your boasting and self-praise left me jaded.  But I finally realize what I should have all along – Heavy Rain is a video game.  Nothing more, nothing less.  And as such, it’s an utter disappointment. Read the rest of this entry »